Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How does dinner smell?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Which state is the cleanest?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where was Noah born?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?