Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What fish sings the best?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do actors go to pray?