Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which plant has the best roar?
Do dads always snore?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?