What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?