What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the noisiest food?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the goal post get angry?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What reads and lives in an apple?