What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?