What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What bird is always sad?
Why are ghosts always single?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?