What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?