What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you make a bandstand?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did spring break up with winter?