What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What cartoon character loves insects?
How did the toad die?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?