What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Which is the worst season?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?