Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
When do mice play every day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?