Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?