What do you say to a really good barista?
Thanks a latte!
Why do bees buzz?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the tomato turn red?