What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
Why are turtles so shy?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?