Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?