Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the loudest sport?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?