Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?