Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?