Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What animal floats best?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
When do mice play every day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What horn never makes a sound?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which former US President was always cold?