What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do cats give such great massages?