What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How is cat food sold?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?