She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the frog starve?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?