What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
I broke my finger!
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the fish blush?