What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?