What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?