What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How are teens like cats?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?