Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
When does a horse talk?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?