Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How does a cow do math?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?