Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the math book sad?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the turkey join the band?