Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do cows go on the weekend?