When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?