When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
How does a squid go into battle?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?