Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?