How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What words make the best athletes?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?