How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is a plant's favorite college course?