Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school!
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?