Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Why was the mime upset?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
It's allergy season again?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
I used to be addicted to not showering.