Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are winter days great?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
A book just fell on my head.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?