How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
They just take things one stroke at a time.
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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
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What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What happens when grass goes out of town?