Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?