Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do naked fish play with?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which fly makes films?