What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What tree has the most bark?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do you get kids to do something?