What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
It's Crowded!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are puppies so flexible?