How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?