How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?