What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?