What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?