What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which animals make the best football players?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?