What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What does Rudolph call his wife?