What British bugs are the best singers?
Beetles.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are all priests fit?