What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?