What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What tea do footballers drink?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What fish loves to play in a band?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?