What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you make a bandstand?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?