What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What makes music in your hair?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call an angry monkey?