What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which family member is always relieved?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?