What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?