What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call hiking college students?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What vehicles are in the best shape?