What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the fish blush?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What condiment has wings?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?