What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who invented fractions?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What animal styles their hair every day?