What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do hurricanes see?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?