What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why do trees have so many friends?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do frogs eat in the summer?