What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do fish do at parades?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?