Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?