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He was looking for definition.
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Who are Frosty's parents?
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Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
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What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
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Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
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