What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?