What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?