What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?