What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do baseball players love bowling?