What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do amoebas make calls?