What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did summer say to spring?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's the holiest insect?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?