What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?