What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?