What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What games do ants play with elephants?