Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?