Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?