Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?