Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?