What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
It's Crowded!
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What does winter fat turn into?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which family member has tusks?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?