What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is blue and not heavy?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do cows say on NYE?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?